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Match-Pump Approach

Hypocrisy or a hypocritical way of doing things. You cause some bad problems to occur, while making sure that nobody knows that you are the cause of them, and then come up solutions to them so that you will be seen as as a saviour by all around you, as if you set fire on something with a match yourself and pumped water onto it as a hero citizen, pretending that you happen to be there.
"I suspect it was John who made the car tyre flat, just before our driving trip last week. He did that probably so that he could come to the rescue in his car and impress all the girls like a hero. What a match-pump approach that was!"
by Hiroicci July 24, 2014
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doyoung's apple

used to describe doyoung of nct's prominent adam's apple, it's so beautiful it needs its own word
"One doyoung's apple a day keeps the jaehyun abs away" or "let me get some of that juicy doyoung's apple"
by bitchfromage April 4, 2020
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Polishing the Apple

Sucking up; kissing ass; brown-nosing
Ollie is in the new boss's office "Polishing the Apple"!
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L'appel du vide

"L'appel du vide" is when you have self-destructive thoughts for a split second - like swerving your car into oncoming traffic or imagining yourself jumping when you're standing at the edge of a cliff even though you'd never really do it. The phrase literally translates as "The call of the void"
"I just had a L'appel du vide"
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Karl jacobs appreciation day

On april 30th you will paint your nails for karl no matter what color you pick or what gender you are.
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road apples

Horse poop - normally found in the middle or on the side of country roads in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
When you drive through Amish country there are still horse drawn buggies and occasional piles of road apples.
by talk2me-JCH2 July 17, 2022
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Apple

what the fuck are you looking up apple for? what did you think you were going to find...
you know that round fruit that humans call an apple.
by Jenjers January 2, 2012
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