Safety fart

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

Safety Fart

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

Everytown for Gun Safety

A group of left wing facists

Everytown for Gun Safety feels you don't have Gun rights.

by lopi216 May 28, 2022

Seven separate sections of safety

There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance

3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited

6. Be careful beware of safety

7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment

Remember the seven separate sections of safety.

by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 22, 2011

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima February 17, 2016

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 11, 2011