Note 20

stupid excuse of a samsung phone.
made of plastic, too rounded.
best part? 1000 dollars ;)

what's that plastic piece of shit?
oh, just my Note 20.

by noneofyogoddamnbusiness August 30, 2020

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019

September 20

the day you have to say yes to everything no matter how crazy it is and you have to ask at least one person to shag you but it has to be that day or it doesn't count

me: why are they cutting off each others pubes?
olivia: it’s September 20th
remember they have to say yes to anyone about anything

me: oh yes

by scerystanlee1 September 3, 2021

May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 10, 2022

May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

December 20

National cuddles is the day to give your gf/bf some cuddles

Boy:hey it's December 20
Girl:okay
Boy:let's cuddle

by JNL(if ya know me irl) December 17, 2021

December 20

National fuck a dude day

December 20th is better then Christmas

by Fat ass 1434;33 December 17, 2021