A zūmbāe is a person who does the excersize of zumba so well they become a master at it and are so qualified as a master that they can teach a jazzersize class on the rip off asian copy of "excersize at home" DVD. If a zūmbaē wants to be extra then they will dance to Olivia Newton John's song "Physical" which will really get them pumped and ready to direct their class.
Me: Wow our instructor is so good at excersizing
Friend: yeah don't you know that she's a zūmbāe
Me: ooooh makes sense
Friend: yeah don't you know that she's a zūmbāe
Me: ooooh makes sense
by Mateopablo200 June 15, 2017
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"A sergeant-at-arms, a mindless but impressive zimboe controlled by her spider's nest of personality threads, blows a sharp note on his trumpet." - Accelerando
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by realbro123 November 1, 2018
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Mark pulled off a zamboner yesterday when he was with that fine ass girl Helga, and I heard that she still hasn't washed it off.
by Rick Bj January 28, 2008
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Traditionally, zombies, a result of a terminal lethal condition, are the living dead that wonder around aimlessly in their endless search for brains to feed on. In contrast, zomboobies can have their condition reversed by removing stimuli relating to breasts in the immediate environment. However, when the zomboobie has condition has been activated all hell will break loose.
This condition may result in the zomboobie acting like (but definitely not limited too) a boob pirate, engage in boob pillaging and or boob nabbage.
Traditionally, zombies, a result of a terminal lethal condition, are the living dead that wonder around aimlessly in their endless search for brains to feed on. In contrast, zomboobies can have their condition reversed by removing stimuli relating to breasts in the immediate environment. However, when the zomboobie has condition has been activated all hell will break loose.
This condition may result in the zomboobie acting like (but definitely not limited too) a boob pirate, engage in boob pillaging and or boob nabbage.
by hantav June 15, 2009
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-- Hey mate have you seen the new video of Beyonce on MTV? She's so friggin awesome!
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...
by veraptor September 25, 2010
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