zooted

When THC from a marijuana plant is absorbed into the body and one begins to think they can conquer the 24 Hour McDonald's drive through with out obtaining the McShits

Guy says, "Yo I am so zooted right now"
Guy 2 says, "Yea that bud was pretty fire"
Guy says, "McDonald's !?!?!?"
Guy 2 says, "Wow your fucking insane lets do it"

by RJ Snackworth April 13, 2008

Zooted

High off any drug, preferably, marijuana

Ay, my mans so zooted right now, he don't know where he at!

by Cristobal Martin September 1, 2005

Zooted

Meaning youve taken so many drugs that your mind and body are just there. You just think everything great and your just straight up gone.
(Drugs like, coke, oxy, alc, Esctacy, xans,molly just a lot of drugs at once)

He was so zooted that he thought the shopping cart was his car.
She was so zooted that she kept on passing out.
Bro i was so zooted that i beat the game i just got ina day!!

by GHŒẞT July 14, 2019

zooted

that feeling you get when ur high and ur kind of trippin.

i'm feeling pretty zooted.

by twat May 13, 2005

Zooted

Cocaine working so favorably, that one often cannot feel is front teeth.

" Ayeo, I can't feel my teeth son"
"word god? you must be zooted kid. wanna hit dis bullet?"

by D'Bend July 30, 2003

Zooted

Zooted is a adverb explaining that someoene is HIGH As Hell!!!

I just got some haze that had mii zooted out of mii mind

by G-R-I-P September 21, 2009

ZOOTED BALOOTED

When your honestly just high as fuck

Yoooo Dustin

“Wassup bro”
“I’m mf ZOOTED BALOOTED “

by Tata binx April 22, 2018