Zoidman

A wierd person otherwise known as a "freakazoid", or a wierdo.

Taco, your a fucking zoidman.

by Amplify February 16, 2008

zoidberg Jesus

the one true messiah. the great dr zoidberg Jesus

whoop whoop whoop whoop said zoidberg Jesus

by the-great-jet December 1, 2021

freak-o-zoid

A man or woman that has a high sex drive. That is not limited to do anything sexual.

He was a freak-o-zoid during our first encounter.

by SincerelyRo October 14, 2022

zords

Childhood game of fashioning the largest clunkiest legos into crude spacecraft. To play the game, two children slam their "zords" into each other and whoever's breaks first loses.

Lets play Zords!
<15 minutes later, crude spacecraft are constructed from huge lego bricks>
SMASH!
Ow my fingers!!!

by TreeWeezel May 10, 2011

Zoidberg

a crab-like person or creature. tell tale signs include crab movement in the hands and hideous disfigurement. eyes tend to look in different directions.
may attack when angry.

WOOP WOOP WOOP chek out zoidberg over there

by WOOP WOOP GO ZOIDY July 22, 2007

zoid

v. to stare aimlessly at a no spot in particular with the aim of relaxing the mind and forgetting the stresses of the moment. Particularly effective if done to slow, noninvasive, yet rhythmic music.

"I can't believe I'm pregnant. I think I'm gonna be sick just thinking about it. Oh, and my hamster died."
"Let's just zoid a while to Coldplay. You'll feel better when we're done."

by redgyul February 18, 2005

zoid

zoned out, daydreaming, usually occurs from smoking large amounts of marijuana

Sorry dude, I was totally zoided out!

by H2disciple September 20, 2006