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situational farting

Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
"Eric was able to get away with crop dusting in a meeting, due to his situational farting talents."
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
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Situational Socialist

Noun.

An individual who briefly embraces the concepts of Socialism after a lifetime of objection and hostility to it. This is done to satisfy a momentary need for its benefits, which the individual has actively sought to deny others when they needed it. Once the need is satisfied, the Situational Socialist will then usually resume hostility and objection to Socialism as before and resume seeking to deny it benefits to others, while acting as though the previous aid was never needed nor granted.

See also: Hypocrite.
"So Rand Paul and Thomas Massie asked for emergency government aid today."
"Wait, the Kentucky guys who always voted to deny emergency aid to LITERALLY everyone else in the U.S. their whole time in office?"
"Yup."
"Wow. When did they switch parties?"
"Ahahaha. Nah, man, they're just Situational Socialists."

"Ayn Rand railed against US government benefits and defined its recipients as “parasites” and “looters” in her works, but rushed to take in Social Security and Medicare benefits when she needed them herself."
by π in the sky December 12, 2021
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Infinite Possibility Situation

Or IPS for short;
is a theory regarding a series of possibilities pertaining to evolution of the brain that occurs when certain requirements are met. But these requirements are completely random and vary from how you ate your cereal that morning to changing the way you tie your shoes or walking your dog at a certain time of the day.
When the requirements are met then you've basically activated a cheat code that allows you to temporarily have an omnipotent point of view or something along the lines of becoming God.

Tl;dr
A theory relating to a bunch of possibilities that only occur if you've met a random set of requirements and one of the most sought after possibilities being able to basically become God.
Dr.Octazooka spent the last 3 years studying Infinite Possibility Situation and wound up driving himself insane.
by eazybrowniemix May 9, 2013
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Situationship

A state of mutual exclusiveness or commitment to an individual without the officialness or label
I’m in a situationship because I am not single but I’m not in a relationship
by Becky and Jake July 30, 2019
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Lituation

a situation that is lit; a lit situation
"It's boutta be a lituation up in this bitch!!!"
by Haleem Robinson December 18, 2014
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Self Inflicted Situation

An event or happening of regrettable proportions.

Also knows as S.I.S.
I know man, that was definitely a self inflicted situation.
by Tcoch#33 August 21, 2010
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Ken Doll Situation

A "Ken Doll Situation" is used to describe a male's genitals and balls that have become so small that they have shrunken to invisibility. Similar to how, if you take a Ken Doll's pants off, there is nothing there. (IK YOU'VE TAKEN A KEN DOLL'S PANTS OFF BEFORE, WE ALL HAVE)
Too sexy girl: "Don't talk to that guy, he can't fuck you with his ken doll situation going on"
Too sexy girl 2: "KAY BECKY"
by Fried glue February 27, 2017
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