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zipper man

The degenerative name of Bucciarati's Stand: Sticky Fingers
Person A: "Hey, did you start JoJo part 5 yet?"

Person B: "Yeah, Zipper Man is probably my favorite Stand."

Person A: "Wait, hold up. Did you just fucking call him 'Zipper Man?'"

Person B: "Yeah, why?"

Person A: "His name is 'Sticky Fingers' you fucking idiot!"
by MiserableFuck August 31, 2019
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Zippergate

The major scandal of the late 1990's, the result of Bill Clinton not being able to resist the urge to keep his pants zippered up around his administration's interns.
Bill Clinton and the Zippergate scandal made our nation the laughing stock of the world.
by Piranha May 30, 2006
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Zipper Fairies

Definition of Zipper Fairies

1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.

2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank

3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX

See also Sorostitutes
Douche 1: Bro look, a swarm.

Douche 2: Zipper Fairies bro. Zipper Fairies. *Fist Bump*
by CrashLarue October 26, 2011
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california zipper

A vertical scar that one obtains when shot in the stomach - after staples and stitches help recovery
From "NOISEY Bompton", Part 4: "See I got that California Zipper, that's where I got shot - got 36 staples"
by BedderDedder August 30, 2016
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Zipper Boy

A derogatory nickname given to that hungover and slovenly office mate who always seems to emerge from the john with his zipper down.
Look, here comes the astounding Zipper Boy; I’ll wager ten bucks he won’t check it until he takes another zipless piss before lunch..
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2019
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zippertit

"Yo look at that zippertit, ugly asf"
by DecentTugboat11 August 20, 2022
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zipper circumcision

act of zipping ones penis up in their fly and taking off a considerable amount of the skin
Wow hes got half his penis missing, what happened?

Last year he got a zipper circumcision...total mess
by traveling salesman October 16, 2010
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