Nut Zapper

It is any item that is made of a romote and a zapping device (when u press the button on the romote the device zaps). its called nut zapper because it's used to zap nuts. try to stick the device to your friend's or enemy's of any nerd's naked nuts when he's asleep and order him to obey all ur orders or he will be nut zapped. ir u try it to yourself u will feel the pain for several minutes, so he won't disobey a single order.

Man, once in the camp 5 to 7 enemies whome i hate attacked me while asleep and stuck that nut zapper device into my nuts. it was midnight when each gave an order and i couldn't disobey and when i disobeyed two to three orders i was zapped and that was so painful i felt it for 30 minutes. some of the orders were burn ur boots and socks, eat a living spider, lick the sand, and the worst was ot burn my clothes, finally i agreed and burned them all. next day was a disaster part of my ass was showing and the boxers were ashes and the trouser was torn and black and i was bare shirt and barefooted

by michael-mikey November 6, 2007

Zeppieri

A person w/ an awesome personality who is usaully to cool to hang around. Beware they are ALWAYS gonna make you look bad. Also they are the perfect ladies man and get laid every other day of the week.

Dave: Holy shit i just went over that Zeppieri kids house

Chet: Oh yeah that kid is the shit! He got arrested for being too awesome but they released him because he was a boss!

Dave: He is so cool his parents are named after him.

Chet: Well i heard that if he punches you in the face you have to fight the urge to thank him.

Dave: Wow i wish i was Zeppieri

by Chris.Rock.Is.Really.Black May 15, 2011

Nigger Zapper

When a bitch ass negro is acting out of place and the po po zap the bitch ass nigger with a taser

Little nigger stealing

Police officer gets out his nigger zapper and shuts him down

by Niggerdefs October 4, 2019

zapper

It when a guy goes down on girl and is licking her clit and puts one finger in
her ass and 2 in her crotch!

don't have one

by rsonee February 19, 2004

zapper

using your middle and index finger in the vagina of you partner while inserting your pinky in her rectum for sexual pleasure

i.e. two in the pink one in the stink

billy grabbed her hair, spit in her mouth and gave her a zapper.

by Redbush January 6, 2006

Zapper

A very close friend who knows you inside and out and therefore has the power to cut you to the quick out of no where, catching you off guard and consequently causes you to question your very existence and doubt said friendship.

We're having a lovely conversation and out of no where she's such a zapper!

by TDogShades December 14, 2016

zappercrat

One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad, old men.

Thurman: That guy who started that eggcorn site? Total zappercrat.

by Yamantaka Eye November 9, 2007