To get grabbed or pulled in a jerk like manor by the neck or arm causing an almost whiplash like motion.
He tried to run away with my money but I yoked his ass.
Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.
Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.
by Charley Sciascia May 19, 2006
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To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.
Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.
Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.
Example #1:
John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"
Example #2:
Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"
Example #3:
Classic yoke:
-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now
John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"
Example #2:
Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"
Example #3:
Classic yoke:
-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now
by TheCrazedOne September 23, 2014
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Buddy you should yoke that Rona.
That was a yokeing good time
Buddy you should yoke that Rona.
That was a yokeing good time
by Dequaves/Ron April 5, 2019
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Usually used by the great unwashed and scumbags with 90 degree baseball caps.
Usually used by the great unwashed and scumbags with 90 degree baseball caps.
Jonny Joe Jr.- "Aww, do you have any yokes man?"
Joe Johnny Sr.- "No man, shite! I think I left them in my jacket."
Joe Johnny Sr.- "No man, shite! I think I left them in my jacket."
by Mark Cullen May 10, 2006
Get the Yokes mug.Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.
1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?
Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.
2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.
3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED
Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.
2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.
3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED
by morgizz October 11, 2010
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