Wurzag

v. Completely destroy something (particularly a dragon) at great cost. Similar to a Pyrrhic victory, but even more destructive and suicidal.

n. A person who participates in reckless destruction (particularly of dragons).

v.
Damn, bro, you wurzagged that shit!
Better wurzag that dragon before it burns down our village!

n.
Damn, that guy is a total wurzag...that dragon didn't stand a chance.

Wurzag by cantrips January 2, 2012

Wurzel 

A man who is very handsome, who is very based, and who is epic.

This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.

He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.

That guy is a total wurzel, no chance he would be gay.

Wurzel by FartDickdude69R4PE October 8, 2022

Wurzel 

A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.

Be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a pornstar.

Wurzel by Nightbreed666 April 29, 2009

wurp

Deriving from a small town in the English countryside called Thame, Oxfordshire. Meaning everything is ok and alright.

Got hammered last night, wurp.

wurp by TK-S April 22, 2004

wurtz 

Wurtz is a form of measurement created in Bill Wurtz comments section to describe how weirdly pleasurable something is mostly used as in videos on social media or a platform used for posting videos. The measurement of wurtz is as in 1-20 is serious or boring, 21-50 isn't funny but its watchable, 51-100 isn't funny but its not boring, 101-150 could be a little strange and be considered funny content, 151-200 is something that made you laugh internally but could be considered weird still, 201-230 could make you giggle while being generally wacky and strange, while 231-250 can make you laugh and stays strangely pleasurable throughout the video even if the humor is very strange, and up to 300 mean you could have laughed a few times and for some people considered so strange its not humor anymore, and high enough to 500 is the something that you can laugh at throughout the video or just say is to strange and random to even be considered funny.

The wurtz on this Youtube video is rated a 15 because it is very serious and not at all funny but keeps in some strange facts, while the wurtz on the other video it 350 because it was very funny and I was laughing a lot. I ended up lowering the score only because I got lost in the video many times and it was more confusing than pleasurable.

wurtz by Pasta Ghost November 5, 2020

wurzel 

SSC slang for Chewing Gum. As in wurzel gummage = gum

'Oi mate i've just had some onions, have you got a wurzel?

wurzel by Kaarzi June 1, 2006

Wurzel 

1) A West Country English slang term for a farmer or otheragricultural worker.

2) Former Lead guitarist of Motorhead.

3)A member of The Wurzels. A long established UK folk band. Renowed as the founders of the infamous scrumpy and weston sound.

"Can you remember at the last wurzel dance- Oo ar Oo ar"
(Adge Cutler from the song 'Combine Harvester' UK number 1 in 1976)

Wurzel by Black Flag May 28, 2004