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wrestling

The toughest sport out there, in which you go for as many as 5 days with no food, 2 without water, and work out in a sauna after impossibly intense normal practices to make a low weight class. You then beat the shit out people in 6 minute matches, some of which last up to 10 minutes if they go to overtime. No pussy rests like in football and no slow pace like in soccer. It is all out tooth and claw WAR for 6-10 minutes against a MAN your exact size who has trained all season to kill YOU. After a match, the you are nearly dead and sometimes cannot stand. You will eventually stand and then fight up to 5 times in one day.(Up to 50 minutes of pure hell.) If you are tough and survive the first day you then go home, get six hours of sleep or less, and do it all over again, with your opponents getting tougher every match. You will probably have been injured at this point and have to fight through it.

Last man standing gets to call himself the champion.


In order to be good at this sport you have to give up all unhealthy foods and train hard at least 3 times a day.
You can play football, soccer, hockey and rugby but you cant play wrestling.
by WrestlingMachine March 24, 2005
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wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.
***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...
by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011
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wailing woods

a place where no one goes unless they are building a sky base
lets go wailing woods and hide from everybody.
by 420NoscopeBlazeboi May 13, 2018
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ass-wailing

to be going really fucking fast
He was ass-wailing down the street.
by random student January 1, 2008
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wrist wrestling

My girlfriend didn’t want to swap friction last night, so I just had a hell of a wrist wrestling match.
by Funckle January 10, 2018
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mixed wrestling

A form of wrestling which is sometimes faked where women ( and teenagers recently) dressed in bikinis and skimpy outfits wrestle men . It was invented to prove that women are stronger than men is wrestling especially since it is scientifically proved women hvae stronger hips and legs.

In Some cases , women violate the rules and may sexually assault a male wrestler by groping his penis to make him submit.The rules also allows that.

Gruesome male torturing videos have been produced were a woman makes a man submit by smothering his penis and kicking it.
The hot Sandra beat up chris in mixed wrestling
by Connor25 November 13, 2007
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