by Jv Hawaian December 2, 2010

May be used to simply express that they find this person attractive, but is a short way of saying you would engage in sexual activity with said person; 'I would do things with them', emphasis is put on the 'I'.
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
Often given as a response to "would you?"
May be used comedically or by immature dickheads in public who think women are objects
by WhichAlias August 14, 2019

by garbonzo607 May 21, 2011

by I would. September 17, 2006

A phrase usually meaning "that's so typical of you", but could be used to trick others or counter-trick them, and are good for coming back at "screw you", "I'm going to ... ", or "I swear these people...".
Ex. 1-
Person A: "I freaking flunked that math test."
You: "Because you're an idiot infested with attention issues."
Person A: "Screw you, dude."
You: "You would. Dude."
Ex.2 -
Person B: "I'm going to go to the mall with my friends, and maybe even get some action with my boyfriend. ;)"
You: "You would."
Ex. 3 -
Person C: "I hate people who just judge others just by a one-time chance and hypocrites. Like that new girl Judy, she just went out and snapped at my best friend and never got to know her."
You: *sighs* "You would."
Person A: "I freaking flunked that math test."
You: "Because you're an idiot infested with attention issues."
Person A: "Screw you, dude."
You: "You would. Dude."
Ex.2 -
Person B: "I'm going to go to the mall with my friends, and maybe even get some action with my boyfriend. ;)"
You: "You would."
Ex. 3 -
Person C: "I hate people who just judge others just by a one-time chance and hypocrites. Like that new girl Judy, she just went out and snapped at my best friend and never got to know her."
You: *sighs* "You would."
by YoHoy124 March 26, 2010

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008
