wormy chestnut

A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.

You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)

by ledbatz November 10, 2009

Wormy Vibes

The cross section between headass and chill; benevolent chaos; childlike happiness but in a lit way

Trevor: Dude, I passed out after watching Ed Ed and Eddy last night after a night of dancing hard and thinking about the moon
Scooter: Wormy vibes, bro. Wormy vibes

by Wormy Vibes August 9, 2019

Permy wormy

A person who has a perm but denies it

Omg Johnson u have a perm we know it. We know u r a permy wormy.

by Imagine having a perm headass November 13, 2020

wormie

worm is the cutest person ever to exist!!! she's funny, beautiful, and most importantly the most perfect person ever!! her music taste is THE BEST and she always knows how to make everyone smile. if u think she's not the most perfect person ever no u don't :D

person 1: "have you seen wormie? she's so beautiful"
person 2: "she's the most perfect person ever!!"

by televsed May 27, 2020

wormy prostitute

A friend that turns into a worm and you exploit its poop for your garden.

My wormy prostitute is really acting up like a city girl.

by bagglesfromicarly May 27, 2020

Wormy

A person that likes worms on strings a lot, or has a cult dedicated to them, generally in their bathroom.
They also probably have a picture of said type of worm, as profile picture on this or that website.

A really kind person when you get to meet them, but may have murderous intent after you both get to know each other.
Will probably stab you in the stomach with a knife and make a giant worm on a string out of your lungs.

Person 1: OH GOD, IT'S WORMY!
Person 2: BETTER RUN BEFORE WORMY GRABS OUR LUNGS!

by not_wolfy June 27, 2020

Wormy brain

The act of giving spectacular head

Damn she’s giving him some serious wormy brain

by Wormy brain August 2, 2020