The Wooten Rule

noun C singular
The character limit imposed in the subject line of an email.

Carol - could you please type your response in the body of the email, as your response was cut off in the subject line due to The Wooten Rule.

by Michael Perra October 16, 2008

Dale Wooded

Getting a message via Facebook, Instagram or text from someone you have no desire to ever hear from or talk to again.

My ex-boyfriend totally just Dale Wooded me and sent me a message on facebook saying "how are you?" after 4 years of never speaking to him.

by Weasleyhere November 14, 2016

Wootenanny

An expression to describe the utmost glee and excitement. Combining the words "woot" and "Hootenanny" it describes a mini celebration revolving around the emotions associated with the word "woot".

"Hey, you've just won the lottery, and a car, and a house, and a boat, and a small country... and the moon..."

"Wootenanny."

by Villmot February 1, 2010

Get Bretton Wooded

Term used by economists to define pegging

After changing to the gold standard the economists proclaimed - "Get Bretton WoodedBitch"
Which meant that they were about to get pegged

by Niyaz Vishnevsky March 7, 2023

Wooten

Verb; The act of masturbating in traffic, often to those stuck in the same jam.

I'm pretty busy, I'll have to Wooten on the way home tonight.

by Zaz9077 July 1, 2018

Wooter

Slang for penis. A friendly way of referring to your package.

Jeff Gordon: "My wooter is itchy Dale"
Dale Earnhart: "Yeah jeff its because you spent the night with a dirty hooker"

by Expungedd May 27, 2021

Boob-Wooed

Wooed by boobs. The state of mind a teen male has when charmed specifically by breasts. The teen will do anything for those boobs.

Dude, you are so boob-wooed

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011