wodey

a very good friend; a homeboy; number one dog

Yo wody what up!

by Anonymous April 21, 2003

wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.

"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.

by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012

Class Woody

A boner that you get in class when you are thinking of hot girls instead of listening to the teacher. These boners help to make class go faster but, can be dangerous if you are asked a question related to the subject and your boner is not hidden.

"Hey bro did you hear what she said about the protons and electrons? ". "Nah sorry man , too busy trying to hide my class woody."

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

wooder ice

how people from south jersey and philly say water ice.

Yo mike you goin to Ritas?

yea yo that wooder ice is good.

by soufjerz October 15, 2008

Woodeed

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

Woody Pills

Another name for erectile dysfunction medications like viagra, cialis, and levitra.

I just scored some woody pills, let's go looking for chicks.

by marvelgoose January 14, 2009

woodysgamertag

WoodysGamertag, or Woody, is a 7,000 year old unexceptional gamer on Youtube. He is also know as "he who supplies us with free netflix" and the leader of the RAPESQUADKILLAS. Woody also provides you with hours of entertainment on his minecraft server. Woody once single-handedly saved a small african village with only a wooden spoon. He gives great tips on many things from "how to give a blowjob" to "how to deal with toxic friends" but his tips DON'T work when your on a mobile device/Gaming console or when your adblock is enabled. He was the one who convinced Hitler to kill himself and decided to take no credit. He has fought and ALMOST BEAT professional UFC fighter Joe Lauzon. He is widely regarded as one of the best left 4 dead players in the world. He said it himself. These are facts.

Hey, did you see woodysgamertag's new video about where you can spend hours of time with a free month of netflix and a great minecraft server?

by RAPESQUADKILLA69 January 19, 2014