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wonky

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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wonky

To be completely wasted, inebriated, shitfaced, blind. Must be said in an Australian twang.
I was getting wonky with me blokes while I was getting a bloody rimmy.
by 33rd Street July 24, 2005
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wonky

Wonky (n) - the slight cock eyed, retarded horse like thing you might see on blackpool beach taking obese family members 10 yards down the beach before the 'wonky' collapses. In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
In a sentence - 'Would any of you degenerate, fuckwit chavs like a ride on the wonky'..said mum.'
by Ben Sutton HK January 24, 2010
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Wonky

dude, that chick is so wonky!

why man?

dude. SHE HAS FREAKING BLUE WAFFLE.
by bluewaffle12345yu August 17, 2010
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wonky

For instance; when you're talking to someone and one of their eyes casually wanders off to the side. Can also be applied to one's sexual orientation, like a gay man married to a woman.
I don't know why Tod continues on with his sharade, he's gay and he has a wonky eye.
by Derringer November 28, 2006
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wonky

adjective: flaccid. limp, of a penis.

when yo jonky is not doin its thang right, its wonky.
i was gonna hit this nice m&m sesh with that trick monica, but then monique walked in and mah jonky went all wonky.
by AldeyRAY January 23, 2010
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wonky

by kagr November 6, 2003
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