woke

To be asleep and uncritically accept whatever nonsense social science professors dream up to advance Marxist goals. As with most liberal speak the meaning of the word is the opposite of the word's standard meaning.
He's so woke he doesn't know how many people the Marxist's killed in the 1900s.
by FriendoftheLittlePeople August 31, 2020
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When a person understands how fucked up the world really is
Michael understood that buying the chicken meant supporting all of the mass incarceration of chickens that are happening. He's woke af
by Dubiks January 19, 2019
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A description of something that a particular individual does not like.
You want pineapple on your pizza? C'mon, that's nasty. Pineapple on pizza is woke.
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The political commentator Bethany Mandel defines woke as "woke is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds "
Babu: I'm going to become a minimalist from now
Raju: What a woke!
Babu: What is that?
Raju: it is sort of the idea that ...uhm...I......This is going to be one of those moments that's going to be viral...I mean woke is something hard to define.... and we spent an entire chapter defining it.. It is the sort of the understanding that we need to totally reimagine and redo society in order to create hierarchies of oppression and ummm sorry it's hard to explain in 15 seconds
by metalsoap March 17, 2023
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A way to describe someone who has high emotional intelligence and possesses intellectualism. Someone who has figured out the best way to live their life for the greater good of this world. Someone who realizes that everyone in this world is so deeply connected to each other, and that if you randomly show love to one person, that person is more inclined to randomly show love to the next, causing an echoing effect of compassion around the world.
Big Sean proves that he is woke when in the song "No Hearts, No Love" he says "you love me I love you, you hate me I love you". He has figured out that hate doesn't do the world any good, and lives a higher life by always showing love.
by FreshlyWoke June 18, 2018
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To stay educated and up on important social issues.
Some people with a lot of money will try to oppress you, that’s why it is important to stay woke.
by waltdaddy July 14, 2019
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How intellectually lazy "red pill swallowers" (ie Alt Right frog-people) justify their buying-in to manifestly whack conspiracy theories. Also used ironically to make a point about a slightly outré position or action, implying grudging approval or amusement. Occasionally used to describe a stance or action that is truly insightful.
Get woke, dude: the 'round earth theory' is a PR sham promoted by Globalist Lizard People; 'Round' equals 'Gobal', yo.

That picture of the $100 avocado toast on Twitter is so woke, man.

Systematically pointing a telescope to the sky and reporting what he saw —despite the Church's teachings— was straight-up woke of Galileo.
by The grizzled pedant June 07, 2017
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