Witness

A term used by psychotics to let others know that they are conmiting violent suicide

WITNESS ME!!!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

wit it

Riker's island term, when an inmate is givin up his commissary / taking beatings on a daily basis

Paco: "Yo, is this nigga down to pop some shit off?"

José: "Nah my man, that niggas wit it"

by yankay22 January 11, 2009

witness

someone who stays around for a friend so they don't get kidnapped and or raped by a rando.

Margaret I will be your witness, that dude is mad shiesty.

by Margoballsacks May 19, 2010

wit

a tool of the human mind; sometimes used to get oneself "layed"; a compilation of knowledge typically set forth through common vernacular or nomenclature,(use words with as many syllables as possible..it make you soun smart).Many times the sole asset of the participant's arsonal of personal selfworth, ie; the only multitasking I am proficient at is,talking and pissing people off at the same time.

MY BFF: "so you gonna jes stand there and take that shit,"
ME: "noooo,, I'll protect myself with wit."
MY BFF: "wit what?".

by terryzz February 17, 2009

Wit it

An abbreviation of the phrase “with it.” Anyone who thinks it’s spelled “wid it” is wrong.

Person 1: what up wit it?
Person 2: not too much, what about you?
Person: nothing doing here.

by Droppingdeuces123 February 21, 2018

Wits

Wits means “What is this shit?” So when you show a video to your friends and they say “Wits?”it means What is this shit.

Person: “Hey man! Look at this video 😂”

Freind: WITS???

by Yasthequeenshaissa May 16, 2022