ass-wipe

toilet paper

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

ass wipe

used to say something is bad...crap...rubbish...how to describe teachers and spacky chavs

omg! french in such an ass wipe

by fish pie June 27, 2005

ass-wipe

An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.

If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!

by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021

ass wipe

a numbnutted moron who needs more than roll to finish the job

sally the numbnut took 2 rolls to to wipe her fat ass

by r s March 21, 2004

ass wipe

some idot mother fucker

the fuzz is just a hole shitload of asswhipes

by Way fucking Dope March 19, 2005

Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010

wiping your ass with a hoop

being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results

trying to herd cats is like wiping your ass with a hoop

by skinner54 May 24, 2010