by fish pie June 17, 2005
An ass-wipe is toilet tissue -- can be used to clean any remaining shit off a guy's bunghole or, commonly, for wiping up a guy's splooge that gets all over his face, tits, abs, pubes, and dick when he jacks off and he's not using a cum-sock.
If I don't have a rubber or a cum-sock handy when I jack off, I use ass-wipe to clean up after I blow my load!
by USAF Cadet August 11, 2021
by r s March 21, 2004
some idot mother fucker
by Way fucking Dope March 19, 2005
To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.
by The Infamous Smelly August 03, 2010
being involved in a situation that doesn't seem to have an end..going in circles and not getting any results
by skinner54 May 23, 2010