winnet

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

by david sidebotham May 1, 2006

Winnits

Small ball like, shit pieces hanging from the hairs of an uncleaned/dirty anus.

I licked the winnits of my ex girlfriend Lauren.

by Jack Oldfield N.Wales June 1, 2019

winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

by Weezhard January 31, 2003

winnor

A trendy word for something that is good or awesome.

A random saying to break silence or cause laughs

A hand signal for awesome or something random. Put your middle finger down and the finger to its right(index I think) while holding your thumb out to the side. That is WINNOR

A friend says they just won 50$ in poker, you say WINNOR! Cause thats awesome

Awkward silence while drunk, you say WINNOR! And people usualy laugh.

by Adam Keats May 18, 2008

Winnet Juice

The humidification of the inner reaches of the gluteus maximus often leads to a moist yet crispy gathering around the ring of ones rectum. These juices often condense as vapour upon many day to day objects, such as glass, tables and the faces of small children.

Hey man, that's some crazy winnet juice you got going on, mind if I have a cup?

by Winnet Muncher 3000. June 2, 2009

winnet

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

by Ginge-o January 13, 2008

Winnits

The dry, flaky or crispy/crunchy pieces of excrement around the anus

Hi how are you? do you want to pick my winnits?

by jamesinoz November 25, 2007