spit the winkle

When someone sticks a garden hose up their ass & fills up their intestines with water, walks like a duck to their nearby target, and launches the high pressure stream of water out of their ass...ideally hitting someone in the face.

It was deemed that no example is needed for the term Spit the Winkle.

by Four Balls October 19, 2006

van winkle

to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.

I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.

by jwd142 August 11, 2009

wikilectual

A person, whose source of knowledge is solely based on Wikipedia. They imitate being an intellectual by heavily citing that site.

That guy is a pseudo-intellectual. a wikilectual only.

by comrade pussy June 28, 2010

Wikilaid

Portmanteau of Wiki and "waylaid"; the act of checking a fact in a wiki leading to reading about something mostly unrelated via links in articles.

I'm tired cause Igot wikilaid lastnight; I was just goingto check when Helen Keller was born and then it was 3 am and I was reading about Transformers characters!

by Arabwel February 28, 2009

winflormenting

The act of rollerskating while eating a club sandwich

That guy's totally winflormenting.

by Capt. Poo Face March 19, 2009

Winglust

An unquenchable thirst, or lust, for buffalo wings.

I had Buffalo Wild Wings just yesterday, but i got the Winglust, and i can't stop thinking about going again.

by jamikn September 10, 2011

winkle

An alternative word for penis mainly used by parents when talking to their children.

"Andrew, stop touching your winkle!"

by NotBob July 22, 2008