Watch-Winder

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

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winding me up

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.

I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL

by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

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Winnie The Pooh Style

When a person walks around wearing a shirt and no pants. Like Winnie The Pooh.

"That guy is so drunk he wasn't even successful getting naked! He took his pants and his underwear off but forgot to take his shirt off!"

"He's not unsuccessful, he still has the conscience to go Winnie The Pooh Style."

by Kurakotkadyot February 9, 2010

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Winnie The Pooh

Walking around the house half naked.
Top no bottoms i.e, just a t-shirt.
Doing the Winnie The Pooh.
Also see Donald Duck.

"Went round to Dave's yesterday and he answered to door half naked"

"Half naked "?

"Yeah he was wearing a t-shirt but no bottoms"

"Ah, doing the Winnie The Pooh

by Nordic Badger April 17, 2014

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Windex

A tasty treat for you and your imaginary friends! Kids love it, teens love it, children love it! Put it in your cooking or drink it on it's own, it has endless possibilities just at the touch of your smooth, supple fingertips!

Frankbert: "Hello my good friend Jacoby Theodore, would you be currently interested in consuming Windex this noon?"

Jacoby: " Oh yes my close amigo Frankbert McGillian, I am indeed feeling quite peckish for the delectable substance known as Windex!"

by triadix November 7, 2019

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