Windier 

the inner regions of a very heavy person's butt crack. Like a brazier for the female bust it is a holder or carrier for dark and saddening winds.

Used in sentence: "As Big Phil stood up, it suddenly smelled like he had popped the clip on his windier"

Windier by Assimmie April 25, 2014

Windermere

The rich small "town" very close to Orlando. The area is not much more than a lot of trees with large gated subdivisions that house many celebrities and rich families sending their kids to private school, and in the center of it all is a small ice cream shop that can "rip you off" because it is the only place to eat anything in the area and has wealthy costumers.

Usually taking a walk around these streets you see white and black Escalades, Lincoln Navigators that are driven by the wife of a rich man who is working during the day so they drive around windermere wearing sunglasses and hang out with other women that live similar lifestyles.

"That lady in the Escalade driving in Windermere is hot"

Friend: "Watch it that's Donald Trump's Wife"

Windermere by chachaboi December 17, 2011

Windir 

Windir, translating to "warrior" from the Norwegian dialect of Sognamål, was a folk metal/black metal project of vocalist/multi-instrumentalist Terje Bakken, who went by the pseudonym Valfar. The band formed in 1994 and split up in 2004 after the tragic death of Valfar.

Taken from the metal archives: "On January 14, 2004, Terje 'Valfar' Bakken went out on a walk towards his family's cabin at Fagereggi, but he never arrived. Three days later, authorities found his body at Reppastølen in the Sogndal valley. He had gotten stuck in a snow storm, and had died of hypothermia."

A final Windir concert was played in Oslo, Norway on September 3, 2004 (which would have been Valfar's 26th birthday), along with guest bands Finntroll, Enslaved, and Mindgrinder, in order to honor Valfar's memory. It will not be forgotten.

Windir discography:

Demos--
Sogneriket ............................1994
Det Gamle Riket .......................1995

Albums--
Sóknardalr ..................March 23, 1997
Arntor ....................October 11, 1998
1184 .....................November 19, 2001
Likferd .....................March 27, 2003
Valfar, ein Windir ......September 03, 2004

(Valfar, ein Windir is a 2-disc best of/compilation. Disc 1 contains tribute songs from various artists, new/unreleased material, re-recorded songs, and live tracks; disc 2 is a compilation of songs from the band's 4 albums.)

DVDs--
SognaMetal ...................June 20, 2005

Any of these are recommended, they are all timeless examples of awesome folk/black metal.

Windir by iQue el Fuck! June 20, 2008

Watch-Winder 

Masturbating while wearing a watch that contains an automatic movement, so as to charge the watch movement.

John would rather stay home and watch porn, he is such a Watch-Winder.

Watch-Winder by Cheetos-stained T-Shirt July 9, 2011

bowl winder 

a shit in a toilet bowl that wraps around the perimeter of the toilet, yet still leaving a gaping hole in the middle

after eating all that meatloaf i produced a crucial bowl winder

bowl winder by bwhaha July 25, 2003

%windir%

Shortcut in windows to go to windows directory

%windir%\system32\drivers\etc\hosts points to the hosts file on your windows installation. Usually
C:\windows\system32\drivers\etc\hosts

%windir% by Sohmageek August 15, 2005

windies 

blowjobs

She was offering windies in Atlantic City for $5.

windies by Thunderized October 20, 2012