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wife

A gay that is made to play the female part in a sexual relationship with another gay.
That is the wife always is the one who gets the pecker stuck in his ass.
Jack just made John his wife.
by Deep blue 2012 September 3, 2009
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wife

Wife=With Idiot For ever
Hey Samantha im officaly Wife
by edgarzore May 24, 2016
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wife

The person, place, or thing that is in front of you, (at all times), it has nothing to do with marrage between two people.
I'm sitting on my wife right now. (instead of "Im sitting in a chair."
by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007
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wife

Usually, another term to define two girlfriends, a platonic relationship. Wives aren't necessarily your best friend- just a girlfriend you are close with.
by yesobviouslythisismywife April 21, 2018
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Wife

An extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend.
by KuroAmaya December 23, 2013
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Wife

The woman with whom you are willing to spend the rest of your life with, the woman that you don't want someone else to take her away from you, the woman that you find the most beautiful in this world, the woman who understands, makes your life complete and worth living till the end of it with her, the woman who is gonna be your soccer team's mother, and the woman that you are willing to give up your life for.

-You obviously married the wrong person if you think like the rest of the people here, so don't taint something as beautiful as the term "wife".
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief's wife has started using it lol!
by Mr. Egalitarian February 9, 2017
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Wife

Someone who is willingly with you even in your worst days, someone who encourages you , takes care of you and starts a new life with you. Wife is someone who will love you and whom you will love , the whole of them even their darkest and ugliest part. It is a vow to always be with eachother .
"She is my wife. Isn't she beautiful?"
by PaintedDaisee May 28, 2018
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