witless cunt

a cunt of the witless variety.
Someone who does unbelievably stupid things with no knowledge of their own stupidity.

He put half a g of ketamine up his nose for breakfast. What a witless cunt.

by the witless October 16, 2007

wetlegs

A person or persons with strangely damp legs. Possibly caused by sexual arousement, or incontinence.

"Hey baby, I saw you and got wetlegs!"
or
"Oh no, ive got wetlegs again! This is so embarrasing"

by wetlegs6 August 18, 2006

Instant Wetness

The compilation consisting of Andrew Hwang and Arthur Yang resulting in the instant arousal of the female genitilia. Therefore achieving "instant wetness."

Damn! fucking Drew n Surr b krazi with their instant wetness!

by b0bz May 10, 2004

witless protection program

When your friends have more comebacks and sarcasm than you. Also, you have no comeback at all or strain to say something, but something stupid and useless comes out. Not so witty, go to the back of the class.

Another word for "you suck".

Witless: "I wish I'd said that."
Wiseass: "Dude, welcome to the Witless Protection Program"

by EmilPicasso.com September 6, 2010

Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Witless

To lack wit.

John is so witless when he tells a joke.

by Sydpai December 19, 2021

Wutless

Wutless is a word derived from the English word “worthless” used in the Caribbean community to describe someone who is good for nothing, useless or a waste of space.

He’s wutless, he spends all his money on drugs and doesn’t provide for his kids

by Velvetee September 10, 2023