weapons grade retard

The level of being so mentally retarded , that it is actually dangerous if left unattended or in the wrong hands.

Bob was trying to fix the copy machine when Wendy relized he was a " Weapons grade retard " due to the fact he was using a dead fish to hammer the side of it.

by DDT4U October 14, 2012

assault weapon

An amorphous term coined by those who support gun control. Applied to semi-automatic weapons that cosmetically resemble fully automatic firearms.

When gun manufacturers began making these so-called assault weapons without the things that made them look menacing, the gun grabbers cried that a "loophole" was found. Well, duh...they would be the last to see that the changes were cosmetic in nature.

by tradesman February 9, 2005

Weaponised Ignorance

The creation of far-reaching, pervasive and destructive policy based upon unbelievably unreliable, unpredictable and/or otherwise ridiculously, unsubstantiated, merit-less untruth.

Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...

by YAWA March 13, 2019

Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.

Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.

by Rems Husband March 10, 2018

Wheelchair weapon

A weapon in a game that takes absolutely no skill. Something you can be good with even if you are trash at the game.

Person: I'm way too good at this game

Person2: Only because you are using a Wheelchair weapon

by SomeGaminguy February 23, 2021

assault with a deadly weapon

If you are not being threatened with violence then pointing a gun at the other person would constitute assault with a deadly weapon (felony) and brandishing a firearm. If you didn't have a concealed carry permit, you would also be guilty of carrying without a permit (first offense misdemeanor or felony, second offense felony). You would be arrested, lose your gun, go to jail, probably for more than a year, and lose your right to keep and bear arms. Exact penalty would depend on plea bargaining, the quality of your attorney and what the judge had for breakfast.

Some fool starts yelling at you after a fender bender and you pull out your glock and he calls the cops it will probably be assault with a deadly weapon.

by sanitycruzer October 11, 2011

Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.

I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.

by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020