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Teeny Weeny Sweeny

The nicknames given to idiots who jump around the locker room until their boxers fall down and their small dick is there for everyone to see. (helps if ur last name is sweeny)
by Maggie Loves Jon August 24, 2004
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Weeny

A friendly insult usually exchanged with friends when teasing or scolding them. Can also be a term for a hot dog.
Jake: I can't come with you to go bowling
Eric: Don't be such a weeny, come with us!

I really want to eat my weeny with ketchup, but we're all out.

Ralph is a weeny because he won't let me have a bite of his candy bar.
by smeashie May 2, 2005
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Weeny

(also spelled "weenie")
Someone who is just a total dork, you know, the kind of guy you dont really wanna hang out with but you end up hanging out with anyways because they are your roommate.
Jared: Dan, your a total weeny.
Dan: I know, I really am.
by J'DinkalageFTW February 12, 2014
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weeny benders

Man, these weeny benders are crampin' my style!
by B.J. Morley April 16, 2007
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Weeny bot

Someone who acts like they are cool and are a android user
by MessiIsTheGoat June 14, 2019
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wackin weener

when he whips it around in the air before sex. he slaps your face with that shit & slaps your ass. it stings against your skin & he groans when they collide. after being whipped around for so long his cum gets all creamed up in his nuts like every little sperm cell was just vibin' in a blender gettin' all creamy. he shoves that shit into your drippin' grandma cooch & it burns. no lube, just straight & dry. you share stds for hours & hours. at the end of this kind of sex you'll insides will be so stirred up & creamified, you will never be the same. & that bitch will have a road rash on his dick for years.
zoro: man i just want chad to put his wackin weener into my dry ass virgin cooch & open me up like never before
theodore: or i could do that
zoro: shut the fuck up you dumb fat fuckin' ugly ass lump tard go shove a dead bird up your ass
by flappy_cooch_69 April 25, 2020
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Weene

Someone who often has orgasms while reading poetry.
There was a weene having an orgasm.
by AppleKermit January 14, 2019
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