ween

Abbreviated name for Halloween.

Shatiqua, I'm dressin up as a Shaniquafor ween.

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

ween

caucasion male who smells like shit, wears satin shirts with snakes on them and has a ranga beard. an ultimate fail and a tardy.

josh - did you know glass was a liquid?
us - shut up ya ween

by Miss_bio January 27, 2009

Ween

A word that is used to describe a noun, verb, and pronoun. commonly used in day- to-day conversations.

person 1: wow your so legit
person 2: your such a ween!

person 1: that was such a fail
person 2: ween move....

by Manday30h3 June 23, 2010

ween

A total wimp, someone who is annoyingly wimpy.

Bob: "Kelly, are you really fucking scared of the dark?"
Kelly: "Shut up! It's not my fault!"
Bob: "What a ween."

by A Person9876 June 13, 2008

ween

to think; suppose.

I ween that's a dilly of an idea.

by someone February 4, 2004

ween

a highly offensive word to call someone, made by the wonderful show Beavis and Butthead (not a shortened word for weiner)

Diane is sucha ween! i can't believe those 4th graders told her off!!

by kayla May 9, 2004

Ween

Verb,
The act of calling someone to play them Ween's Push the Little Daises. Done purely to annoy the crap out of them and entertain you. Best done when they're busy and/or you know they'll answer on their speakerphone. Even better if the victim hates the song (who doesn't?)

Ween, ween-ing, ween-ed

It's a good song to use because the awful sounds start instantly and it gets stuck easily.

"Hello?"

"music playing"

"Dammit! Stop Weening me!"

*click*

by Angry Mike Jr March 21, 2009