Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021

Millions wear the hats

A joke tag made for posts about gnomes being real. Most commonly used in tandem to lightly make fun of disabilities at the posters expense.
Some people may be using the tag to spread Nazi rhetoric, although most do not use it in this context.

Person 1: A gnome is invading my garden
Person 2 millions wear the hats

(We are both schizophrenic)

by Murie111 May 21, 2023

Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

by Mixels April 26, 2023

When your girl wears another dude's hat

When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.

The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.

There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.

2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.

When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.

by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022