waterblogged

To become saturated with blogs to the point of being unable to function normally.

<boyfriend> What's wrong with you tonite, you look like you were hit by a Mac truck?
<girlfriend> Sorry, I spent a little too much time on the computer and I'm a little waterblogged right now.

by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007

Waterlogged rubber

A condom that has been ejaculated into 3 or more times.

After 6 hours with her, my condom was suffering from a case of waterlogged rubber and needed to be changed.

by Metelme18 September 16, 2010

waterlogged clarinet

When a female gets a mouthful of liquid and spits it down a mans urethra . This is a dangerous maneuver best performed by professionals

Lydia took a mouthful of water and gave mike a waterlogged clarinet

by Destructaclese April 10, 2016

waterlog

Verb
1) To get that feeling you get when you've drunken so much water your stomach feels excessively heavy.

I shouldn't have drank all my water before the race, now I'm waterlogged.

by Loapher19 May 30, 2023

waterblight

funni spear man. ez tho

i just killed waterblight in like... 5 hits

by yourmomHAHAHAHHA June 3, 2023

wisconsin waterlog

when you are having sex and you piss in your partners ass

man that was a huge wisconsin waterlog last night

by dueskies January 2, 2011