Washermashen

The practice of being involved in intercourse on top of a washing machine while the female mashes potatoes

Dude last night the misses and I tried doing a washermashen

by Coliflairhoward July 18, 2016

wash the chinese off

The act of cleaning a newly purchased item from a store or online marketplace, particularly but not limited to, kitchen appliances, for the purpose of preventing infection from any foreign bacteria from an unclean factory or unpaid child labourer overseas.

Mike: I just bought this bong today, want to try it out?
John: I'm not putting my lips anywhere near that thing until you wash the chinese off of it

by JohnnyCockring August 26, 2020

Newport, Washington

A small town on the Washington-Idaho Border where every other house on any given street is a drug house.

"Dude, where are you from?"
"Newport, Washington. But don't worry, I didn't live in THOSE houses."

by fancynancy812 May 6, 2012

Diversity Washing

A term used to describe the process of including diversity for the sake of pushing diverse agenda, or where it does not fit. This is very similar to white washing, but usually does the opposite. It most commonly applies to film adaptations of books, who race or gender swap characters to ensure the film cast is diverse, in places where the book or story characters were not. It also applied to historical adaptations in which a character (usually white) from history is portrayed as being some other race than they actually where historically. Can apply to film, video game, comic book, plays, books or any other form of media.

Portraying Achilles as a black man, instead of Mediterranean, is just film makers diversity washing Homer's Greek classic The Iliad...

by HereticalMind December 19, 2021

woke washing

Using social justice as a marketing strategy

Say, Isn't Drake's "God's plan" music video a bit woke washing? He seems to use his philanthropist-like acts, to promote himself.

by kukilida May 16, 2018

washboard abs

Well worked on, and to put it into some sort of perspective, its what you would call some Nice, lean, sexy, clean, buff, ABS!! If you uneed some proof that this is even possible, check out Usher! He got his washboard abs practically trademarked! ya dig?

What up?

YO! Check out that guy's washboard abs!

WOW!! You serious? Is that really him?? Man, he works out good!

by CK-Money February 25, 2007

Washed swimmers

Pro Swimmers who have done goofed up so far.

Examples of Washed swimmers are

-Ryan Lochte bc of 2016 but sorta started to figure life out and sorta reedemed himself.
-Klete Keller because of January 6th.
-Connor Dwyer because of his stupidity of testosterone and getting banned.
-Shaine Casas because according to guys at the Texas pro group he’s an asshole also told a top recruit to not go to his former college out of spite.
-Yannick Angel because of his SA scandal
-Diver Jordan Windel because of texting an underage girl in that way.
-Brock Turner because of the incident at Stanford.
There’s probably more that’s all I remember so far.

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022