Washington Technology Magnet School 

A school that guarantees you to fail and too much wack dumb ass people. Has a special handshake you must do if not your gayy. The food ight but sometimes people steal yo seat which piss me off. If your waiting for a bathroom pass, just fucking go, teachers dont give a fuck who you even are. If you find those tiny ass toy babies around the school then get rid of it, cause their fucking cursed. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A LONG ASS NAME???

Person1:Hey have you ever a school called Washington Technology Magnet School? Person2: The fuck you say to me?? Don’t ever say that name again ight??

Washington Technology Magnet School by Invadders November 11, 2019

pocket Washingtons

One-dollar bills.

Man, I'm just playing poker tonight but with all these pocket Washingtons it looks like I'm going to a strip joint.

pocket Washingtons by nznator August 31, 2009

Camp Washington

That place in which everything good or awesome happens.

Dude1: Do you think we could actually frolic in the meadow over yonder, or maybe go find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow or something dank like that?
Dude2: Are you serious dude? That stuff only happens at Camp Washington!

Camp Washington by the*moose*who*frolics*at*night December 13, 2009

Light Washing 

Like whitewashing, but in the spiritual community. Glossing over bad intentions, crimes or scandals to cover up a 'light workers' bad deeds. Saying things like, 'yeah they did some bad things but look at all the good they do for their clients and the industry'

You know 'Mr. X' that psychedelic facilitator? I have heard so many terrible stories about him but it seems like all his followers and friends are totally Light Washing it.

Light Washing by Journey with Alyssa November 30, 2021

Woke Washing 

The act of casting actors in roles based on a politically correct attempt to equally represent every race, color,sexual preferences or creed regardless of actual talent, historical accuracy, or adherence orginal cannon.

Did you see the new Abraham Lincoln movie? They had him as a gay black man and his wife was a Korean muslim....Why do they have to be woke washing everything now!

Woke Washing by Mullet September 5, 2022

Washington apple 

An alcohoic beverage made with equal parts Whiskey, Sour Apple Puckers, and Cranberry juice. Can be made as a martini, shot, or mixed drink. Taste strongly resembles apple juice.

We went to the bar last night and drank Washington Apples.

Washington apple by A. Sugimoto August 23, 2006

George Washington 

First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.

Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!

George Washington by Glastonbury Dex August 5, 2007