Wankstation

A place where people go have a wank. For example the bathroom, or the shower.

Yo Vlad, where have you been?
I was at the wankstation, srry!
Really?
Yeah, I could not hold it back anymore!

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wankulate

The act of of low key mastrabating in the same room as your mother

It is a verb.
"I wankulated last night!''
"you wanna wankulate with me?"

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A person who has exceeded the rank of wanker and is now a “Tool”

Friend: You’re retarded
Me: Well you’re a Wankspanner

Someone or something that gets you in the mood for a wank

He's a real wankspiration!

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Wow I really got wankulated by that big black man yesterday.

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A VERY British curse for when you really really REALLY hate someone. Use at your own risk

You wankspangling bunglecunt
He is such a wankspangling bunglecunt

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A person that’s really fucking annoying, but a bit of a wetter. Doesn’t quite hit Thundercunt status because they’re too pathetic.

Oh god Trevor, you’re such a wankspaniel.

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