Wankermaker

An object of impeccable quality. So much that it causes one to get extremely horny.

Lennie: "George, did you see that porno starring my sister?"

George: "Oh yeah, I was in it, remember?"

Lennie: "Oh well, it was still a major wankermaker."

by King Quatch October 29, 2012

Wankertesh

A South Indian male who is addicted to masturbating (wanking off) and can't help himself; irrespective of his current surroundings.

Edward : "Who's that new brown kid in school?"
Faneeqwah : "He got caught with his hand down his pants in Algebra. Everyone calls him Wankertesh."

by XnxsVngl April 6, 2014

Wankforager

A perverted prowler on the hunt in men's urinals. Generally stands next to you and, while mid-stream, gives your shaft a cheeky tug

"I was just in that Spoon's toilet and some wankforager diddled me."

by drunken_sailor September 19, 2016

Wankebrate

In celebration of an event/accomplishment you go have a wank.

Friend 1: Congratulations on getting that promotion man, did you go out to celebrate?
Friend 2: Nope, but I went and had me a wankebrate.

by VizShocker November 15, 2016

wankermagnet

Charles Kenny

Charles is a wankermagnet

by Charlesisacunt November 19, 2018

Wankerteering

The ability for marketing departments to fabricate data and information to mislead the consumer into thinking their product is the best thing since sliced bread, when in reality its the same as everyone elses product.

Our bicycle frame will save you 20watts of power at 20mph, what a load of wankerteering nonsense

by __Sir__HC_ April 14, 2020

Wankercheif

A reusable cum tissue

“Hey bro thats a cool wankercheif”
“Thanks my girlfriend ate my last one”

by Clown_sucker_69420 June 19, 2020