Wangle

When the wiener is so bent it turns into an angle.

Omg girl, shit popped out and it was a total wangle. I was like hell no!

by JTZebra June 26, 2021

Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face

Aesthetically displeasing and obese bar-worker.

'Jesus, Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face is taking his time with that Guinness I ordered'

by Craig Harris October 21, 2007

wanglin

wanglin is the one whom Dafool spanks in the name off.

I spank you in the name of wanglin !

by Jow February 12, 2005

wangle

Another way to say "pass"...

"Wangle me a biscuit..."

"Wangle the weed to the weft hand side..."

by Matt Smith [Pickleweed.co.uk] March 28, 2004

Willy wangler

To obtain a willy by deceitive or manipulative methods.;
Or
Someone who leaves their facebook signed in, in the vacinity of people likely to change the best part of their profile to phallic symbols and status'.

Rob was willy wangling when he left his laptop on the lap of a malicious, fat woman.;
Or
Byron is a flange stomping willy wangler.;
Or
Margery is a serial willy wangler.

by WillyWonkersWorldOfWanking April 11, 2011

wangles

An expression of enthusiasm, ofen giddy or excited. Said with enthusiam, nearly always with an exclamation mark following. Basically, whenever something cool or unusual happens, or if something makes a strong impression, wangles is your word.

"Hi honey, what do think of my new thong?"

"Wangles!"

-or-

If you open the fridge and find lots of tasty looking food you didn't expect to see, you say "wangles!"

Basically can be used in any situation.

by Pepper May 13, 2005

Wangle

A combination of the words wang + angle.
Noun: A curved/bent/crooked penis.
Adjective: A measure of the amount of curvature/bend in the penis.

1. Johnny has a total wangle, his penis almost bent 90 degrees.
2. Seth only had about a 15-degree wangle, it wasn't nearly as wangled as Johnny's.

by SteveWangle February 17, 2009