Wantagh

Suburban white town where drama is an everyday thing. During summer all kids do is walk around and get shitfaced near beech street and in the preserve(also called 'dry zone'). Everyone knows when something happens the minute is happens. Even though we are the gateway to jones beach we almost never go there. The girls are very cliqueyyy & if you get on someones bad side be prepared to get hated by all there friends & bbm and facebook fights will start. Most of the girls are sluts and will get to drunk to do stuff with guys and wont remember half the things they do w you. The guys are assholes and will screw you over. You will talk to a lot of guys but most of them will screw you over in the end or just want a quick hu. Drunk hu are a daily thinggg & most of the time you will regret them.

During school you will either get straight A's or fail. It is awkward the first couple months bc you see your drunk hu and people you acted like a retard in front of while you were shitfaced. The vice princibal goes to the tanning booth more then most teenage girls and you will look pale compared to him. The princibal is chill and only cares if u show skin but wont question you otherwise. As a freshman it is easy to cut lunch. Keep on Mr. Svolos good side or he will kill you and you will get sent down to 104 a lot(which is not a good thing).

...........on weekends though you drink four loko, joose, natties or other crappy beers get hammered and walk around. Thats wantagh for you!

Girl 1-"Can we do something tonight pleaseeee"
Girl 2- "Yesss can we please"
.........(Later on that night).............
Girl 1- "we woudlkjn end upp drunk at beaech streeit"
Girl 2- "Lmmfaooaoa i knwow!"

Thats wantagh for you!

by Hottttiiie August 14, 2010

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Wantage

A Place in NJ where a lot of smoking reefer is at. Everyone does it here, even little timmy reefs it up with his mom down the road. No cops in wantage...just State police, but im sure all of them are fucked up right now. Just bust out your bubbler, bong, or tinny and rip the shit out of that beast. Dont worry about laced shit unless you want chronic. Everyone here is a professional blunt roller to. even grandma knows how to roll a fattie

Grandson "Grandma...can you roll this for me? Just 3 unchopped grams."

Grandma "Sure"

5 seconds later...

Grandma "chopped and rolled, I even took out the stems and shit"

Grandson "Gee thanks grandma...your the best"

Only in Wantage

by Rastadan November 12, 2005

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"That wanktab Iain needs to wash his feet so we can breathe. And then fuck off and let us skive in peace and tranquility."

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