A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.
John: Dude, I feel so alive!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
Larry: Why are you so cheerful...
John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!
by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014
by The Creator Of The Universe November 26, 2022
by Ajent Oranje May 28, 2018
by D_strikes September 25, 2017
The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it
Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
by Games_Much February 6, 2023
"I thought I was Awake, but it was a Fakey Wakey"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"
"I had multiple Fakey Wakies last night before waking up for real"
by MightyNjal March 31, 2021