wakem

Black guy that likes white girls. Has a tiny dick and the only reason his girl likes him is cause he is athletic

Do you here Wakem is dating that poor white girl, that is a shame is beautiful.

by Señor poopy pants December 1, 2017

Gareth Wakeman

A King of Kings. The greatest person to ever exist. No one can match his charisma, good looks, and skill.

With the hatered of mankind, this evil king has no problem killing all those who stand in his way. When people die they finally understand the meaning of life which is to love and honor King Gareth Wakeman.

King Gareth Wakeman is the one and only God.

by Gordon Black February 5, 2010

jenny wakeman

Cartoon character from 2000's Star of the show My life as a Teenage robot. In an alternate universe she was creampied by rock aliens. They rocked her cunt.

Bro remember jenny wakeman? One of my favorite cartoon characters

by Lpa.yt January 11, 2021

waketer

To be very awake or hyper.

Annie had so much sugar she was such a waketer at the party Saturday night.

by myHumor.com March 29, 2008

Wake me off

The term applies to the act of getting woken up by that of a hand job or some other form of sexual activity due to morning wood or a horny gf.

Josh: hey babe, could you wake me off after our nap, it is my birthday after all.

Erica: fine. but you're the little spoon.

by Sav313 March 20, 2016

Wakeel

A man who is really smart but clumsy,can ba dramatic and nonsensical sometimes

if you see sone chocking and slipping on air thats wakeel

by Wakeel February 28, 2022

wokement

The moment after saying something and realizing times have changed and you can't say that shit anymore.

Chad had a wokement after he assumed Karen's gender and referred to her as "ma'am". Now, Chad asks everyone their preferred pronouns prior to engaging in any conversation.

by foreverPC March 17, 2022