Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

I was a waitress for 15 years

Something a crazy redhead bitch says at Panda Express

"I was a waitress for 15 YEARS Carl. "

by ArchNeedsAd December 8, 2018

Dirty Waitress

The act of having sex with a woman who is bent over a kitchen table after she has served you a meal, and as you climax she farts. At this point you pull out and mutter, Dirty Waitress.

I was having sex with my wife after dinner and she pulled a Dirty Waitress on me!

by Bigisland31 January 20, 2010

Waitress

Someone who brings food to a fat bastard who is perving on her and then gets tipped but only if she sleeps with the customer

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.

by Chez amour waitress February 11, 2009

Mexican Waitress

When having anal sex, the male pulls his penis out and the woman defecates all over the place.

"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained

by gerry polomo January 27, 2008

Waitressing

The act of asking an individual (the diner) to "place an order" of a certain type of canned or jarred food and then inserting that can or jar into the diner's orifice for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The waitress then pronounces that, "dinner is served."

When being waited upon, it is proper etiquette to tip the waitress. The waitress should provide the diner with an after-dinner mint or beverage.

Girl: "I'd LOVE waitressing. Waitress me, baby."
Guy: "Dinner is served."

by OddsBodkins November 22, 2011

Waired

Acronym for What Am I Really Even Doing

I had one job, waired

by Last_days April 27, 2020