I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
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1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
by Harry Plaugher October 22, 2009
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Voldemophobia is the fear of having no nose. Derived from the name of the historic warrior (whom no one would dare cross save for a brave few) who had no nose himself. It is common among many people although incidentally, the most of which are Harry Potter fans
Person 1: Ha ha! Got your nose!
Person 2: Oh no, not my nose! *breaks down crying*
Person 1: Sorry, I had no idea you had Voldemophobia.
Person 2: Oh no, not my nose! *breaks down crying*
Person 1: Sorry, I had no idea you had Voldemophobia.
by Sonearage September 27, 2011
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A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.
A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.
by Ali24601 March 2, 2011
Get the Voldemort mug.A woman who can be described as 'clingy', 'psycho', 'psycho-clingy' and 'immature.' Usually a young girl who's just barely old enough to drink who's chasing after an older (late 20's to early 30's) man who was just looking for a fling.
She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.
Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'
She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.
Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'
Dude, don't even say her name! She's a Lady Voldemort! You say her name out loud she'll appear out of nowhere! Just say 'She who shall not be named' and leave it at that...
by msbae January 9, 2012
Get the Lady Voldemort mug.result of a supervisor/manager/other person in charge asking for volunteers, and then at the last minute deciding that since no one volenteered to work, that he would volenteer people to work.
monday:
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend
thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.
Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(
boss: i need some volunteers to work this weekend
thursday: since no one volunteered to work, Joe your coming in.
Joe: Wow, i was just volentold to work :(
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