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The Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter April 5, 2016
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Puke Virginity

A puke virgin is someone who hasn't ever puked after drinking till today. Puke Virginity is lost when you ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) puke for the first time after drinking too much alcohol. Applicable to beer(water) too, but only if you're less than 18 years of age, you pussy. Applicable to wine if you haven't hit puberty yet.

In short it is also referred to as PV. PVs can be lost only once in a lifetime.
Bro 1: Dude, I've never puked after drinking so much. EVERRRRRRRRRR !!!!

My capacity is as big as my calves are, just look at these monsters of beauty.

Bro 2: Hell YEAHHHH !!.

Bro 1: *Pukes like a 2nd grader after drinking too much milk* *puke x 4*

Bro 2: WoaHHH, You totes lost your puke virginity bro.

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Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Villager: I've got this. I've chugged 2 cows in 30 seconds before.

Family: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Villager: *pukes into glass* Here's your kingfisher.

Bro x: Dude, he totes lost his puke virginity.
by NightBlindness May 10, 2015
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wall virginity

A term most commonly used on Facebook and MySpace.
When you're the first person to write on somebody's wall or comment on someone's profile; therefore reaping them of their virginity of that said wall or profile.
On Nicky's wall...

Courtney wrote on Nov. 2:
WALL VIRGINITY RAPED!
by cityclass November 5, 2006
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Virginity Theft

It is used when someone takes away another person's virginity while that other person has a boyfriend or girlfriend and hasn't had sex with them.
Mrs.Blanco commited a Virginity Theft on Lucca while he was dating Janet.
by Gabysantos88 April 20, 2017
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virginity song

The song you are hoping/willing to lose your virginity to.

If you have a virginity song, but then you lose your virginity without listening to it, it still is your virginity song.

Can also be referred to as 'v-card song'.
...And then he played my virginity song, birthday sex by Jeremih, and I knew it was right.
by PartyPartyLetsAllGetWasted November 3, 2010
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Like it? I lost my virginity to it.

It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.
*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.
by redmattersite November 15, 2018
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Grinding virginity

The state of being which someone possesses when they've never grinded before

Can be used for girls or guys

Most people lose it in their later teens, but this can vary

Everyone remembers the night that they lost it, usually as one of the best nights of their life
Guy: Dude I've never been to a club before how do I...

Guy 2: Go grab a chick and see for yourself

Guy: Ah there goes my grinding virginity
by Wakatapillows2 April 19, 2010
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