velocifaptor

John Cena's nickname that his backstage crew calls him.

Hey Lena look! Velocifaptor punched that guy!

by riigggle January 25, 2016

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voracious wild carnivorous turd

The velocicraptor is attacking my asshole

by jamie sommers October 18, 2005

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Throwing up in a sink while taking a huge dump in the toilet at the same time. Only possible when the sink and toilet are in close proximity to one another. The positioning of the body is similar to the dinosaur of the same name.

Chris was extremely hung over on the flight home from Miami, so he ran to the bathroom and clogged the sink and the toilet, velociraptor style.

by Gary Iannece January 12, 2009

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A Velociraptor is a prostitute from Jurrasic park

I Wanna Fuck a Velocirapter

by Doctorwho101 March 30, 2021

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When banging a chick (missionary or doggy style only) proceed to reach under the bed and pull out your 6' (5' minimum) angry iguana. Using the giant meaty tail, proceed to whip her in the face or back (doggy style only) causing lacerations only to be commonly associated with that of an attack of a Velociraptor.

I was banging this chick the other night and she was getting into it with her fingernails. Upon drawing blood, i pulled the trigger...........and gave her a Velociraptor

by Rez90 January 20, 2009

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