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vengislation

Compound of vengeance and legislation.
Noun. Pronounced \ven-juh-'slay-shun\

1- Legislation designed to punish people of a specific sexual orientation, ethnicity, religion, and/or economic class.

2- The enactments of a vengislator or vengislative body.

3- Law(s) that stick it to straight, white, Christian people that have jobs.
Bob the Builder: "This vengislation will make the world fair!"

Multitudes of followers, in unison: "Yes we can!"
by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm April 11, 2010
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Venja

Venja is how a real hippie girl is supposed to be.

She is open minded, kind-hearted, friendly, has a good sense of humour, is very calm, in harmony with herself and she isn't scared of doing the unconventional.
She also has superior baking skills, which she uses to bake vegan deliciousness.
She is drug-free, while she tried alkohol and weed, she decided that these are nothing for her.
Her strong character enables her to stick to this decision, even if everyone around here is on alkohol, weed and speed at once.

A Venja also has great hair, sadly she tends to hide that in one or the other way. If not dreadlocks, then by pining it up.

The only real inconsistent thing about a Venja is that she cares about signs and rules. Of course she doesn't obey them, but she still thinks out loud about them.
Examples:

Person 1: These weed-brownies are delicious, I bet Venja made them.
Person 2: Yes, she did. In fact, there is no weed in them. But don't worry, they will still make you high, because they are so good!

Venja: No, we can't steal food out of this dumpster, it's illegal. Let's do it anyways!
by nixoninajar June 1, 2013
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vanjie

The gay mating call, originally said on the first episode of RuPaul’s drag race when Vanessa Vanjie was eliminated, leaving the stage saying “Miss Vanjie” and making Drag Race Herstory.
Miss VanjieMiss… Vaaaaaanjie… Miss… Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanjie
by punkrock-flowerboy May 29, 2018
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vending machine kid

A large group of freaks, emos, and other untouchables that try to post at or around vending machines but fail. they wear so much eyeliner that they look like raccoons, and also enjoy being overly violent and loud for no reason what so ever. They are look down upon by the rest of humanity and have no future, exept to be old cat ladys. it is fair to say that a vending machine kid is an anti wall kid. they are not athletes and dont get any poon.
vending machine kid: why do i like insane clown posse so much?

wall kid: because your a freak!

vending machine kid: o ya... will you be my friend?

wall kid: no
by solidguyger March 14, 2011
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(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.
"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"
by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010
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STD Vending Machine

A person, generally a female, who has had so much sex that she dispenses STDs. Only after a man has paid in penis. Also see whorebag, slut, and hooker
That girl has had so much sex, she is an STD Vending Machine.
by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004
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VENIS/ NEMO

The first acronym refers to 'very erotic, non-intrusive sex', a method created by sexperts to make use of every move, touch and whisper to highten sexual orgasm without penetration!
The second one is short for 'non-ejaculatory, multiple orgasm', for 'preemies', or as you might already know it men who suffer from 'pre-ejaculate' (PE) disorder.

Both techniques are useful for ESO (extended sexual orgasm), which itself is synonym for 'moregasm'/ 'longasm'/ 'maxigasm'/ slowie... as VENIS is also synonym for what is known as 'dry orgasm', or 'braingasm' and NEMO, for 'bigasm'!
VENIS/ NEMO are products of the 'genital movement' of the early 90s!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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