1. Any man, by sheer sexual experience alone, believes he knows more about a women's vagina than she does.
2. An unlicensed professional of women's anatomy.
2. An unlicensed professional of women's anatomy.
1. All men aspire to be vagitologists!
2. John thinks just because he's slept around he is an honorary vagitologist.
2. John thinks just because he's slept around he is an honorary vagitologist.
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The common misspelling of the word 'vegetarian' by males who, although they often insist they are dyslexic, are in fact, simply lazy.
This misspelling often causes offended 'vegetarians' to stick insulting post-it notes on the offenders back.
Common alias' of said male offenders are: Fox, LamFo, Liam, Lam, boy-in-AcapellaRockafella, criminal mastermind of Wonderful Criminals.
Uses of the word Vegiterian:
1. Often used as an insult to 'Vegetarians.'
2. Can be used instead of using the actual name of a 'Vegetarian'.
3. Can be used to make jokes about the intelligence and observance of 'Vegetarians'.
This misspelling often causes offended 'vegetarians' to stick insulting post-it notes on the offenders back.
Common alias' of said male offenders are: Fox, LamFo, Liam, Lam, boy-in-AcapellaRockafella, criminal mastermind of Wonderful Criminals.
Uses of the word Vegiterian:
1. Often used as an insult to 'Vegetarians.'
2. Can be used instead of using the actual name of a 'Vegetarian'.
3. Can be used to make jokes about the intelligence and observance of 'Vegetarians'.
1. "Stupid Vegiterian."
2. "Happy Birthday Vegiterian!"
3. "The Vegiterian didn't notice me through the disguise."
2. "Happy Birthday Vegiterian!"
3. "The Vegiterian didn't notice me through the disguise."
by TheRealVegetarianPhotographer =P. March 17, 2008
Get the Vegiterian mug.1.To sit about rather uselessly, as though in a comatose state.
2.To do nothing.
Usually induced by drugs, though known to be triggered by other mediums, such as television or video games.
2.To do nothing.
Usually induced by drugs, though known to be triggered by other mediums, such as television or video games.
Johnny had his wisdom teeth out, and now he's vegitating with some ice cream and a few pretty decent pain medications.
by Goofy McCoy January 30, 2008
Get the vegitating mug.A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006
Get the Chronic Southern Vagitosis mug.One who believes that, just because he/she is a vegetatian, everybody else should also be a vegetarian.
The boss is a vegetotalitarian who will not allow any meat to be served at the office Christmas party.
by Jeff Barnes December 9, 2008
Get the vegetotalitarian mug.One who is completly and utterly unable to move, talk, feel or think. This person or persons apperas to be in a perpetual stage of sleep. When one is catatonic.
from the film "clerks": Veronica: Men will sleep with anything that says "yes".
Dante: Animal, mineral or vegitable.
Veronic: Vegitable meaning parapaligic.
Dante: Yeah they put the least resistance.
Dante: Animal, mineral or vegitable.
Veronic: Vegitable meaning parapaligic.
Dante: Yeah they put the least resistance.
by The Dark Lord of Bass October 10, 2005
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