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Vegiterian 

The common misspelling of the word 'vegetarian' by males who, although they often insist they are dyslexic, are in fact, simply lazy.
This misspelling often causes offended 'vegetarians' to stick insulting post-it notes on the offenders back.
Common alias' of said male offenders are: Fox, LamFo, Liam, Lam, boy-in-AcapellaRockafella, criminal mastermind of Wonderful Criminals.

Uses of the word Vegiterian:
1. Often used as an insult to 'Vegetarians.'
2. Can be used instead of using the actual name of a 'Vegetarian'.
3. Can be used to make jokes about the intelligence and observance of 'Vegetarians'.
1. "Stupid Vegiterian."
2. "Happy Birthday Vegiterian!"
3. "The Vegiterian didn't notice me through the disguise."
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Strict vegetarian 

A vegetarian who avoids consuming all animal products (eg. meat, fish, eggs, dairy, gelatine etc.) However they still may wear clothing or use other items which involve animals (eg. leather shoes etc). This is essentially a vegan diet, but does not take the vegan philosophy of avoiding all animal products.
person 1: She is a strict vegetarian?
person 2: Correct, she doesn't eat any animals products.
person 1: Oh, thanks for clarifying that for me.

vagitarian 

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.
vagitarian by Sir Douche September 10, 2008

Pulp Fiction Vegetarian 

Someone who is a vegetarian because their significant other is, and for really no other reason.

Comes from the scene in Pulp Fiction where Jules eats the Big Kahuna Burger and says, "my girlfriend is a vegetarian, so that pretty much makes me one too."
I came home one day and my wife said we were vegan. It's a lot easier to go along with it than argue with her, so I'm a Pulp Fiction Vegetarian.

Lacto Vegetarian 

consume milk and milk products, along with plant-basd foods. They omit eggs as well as meat, fish, and poultry.
Lacto Vegetarian by AsiaVincelli January 5, 2007

de facto vegetarian 

a person who is too poor or lazy to cook anything other than rice or pasta
PETA rep: You should become vegan, hurting animals is bad.
De facto vegetarian: I'm too broke and lazy to cook meat, all I eat is pasta.

Vegetarian Barbecue

Smoking weed with friends. Smoke is produced much like at a BBQ but there is no meat, only tree, thus it is a vegetarian BBQ.
"Ay lets go have a vegetarian barbecue bring that weed"
Vegetarian Barbecue by RJ_J February 18, 2014
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