This place has immaculate veebs
by mistacheeseman November 24, 2020
Get the Veebs mug.Short for the affliction Video Game Aggression, or VGA, discovered by L. Rowell Huesmann of the University of Michigan in conjunction with the US Center for Disease Control. The disease is characterized with an unhealthy obsession for shader pixels, scantily-clad warrior women, and Hot Pockets. Sufferers will, according to Dr. Huesmann, become overly aggressive and proceed to kill every living being at their home or school as a result of playing too much GTA.
Symptoms may include sweaty palms; malnourishment due to lack of sleep; obesity, usually coupled with orange fingers; pale skin due to lack of sun; short temper at all things noobish; incessant teabagging; replacement of normal words with nonsensical acronyms, which are then pronounced as though they were words (i.e. "lawl" or "pwn"); and virginity.
Any person under the age of 18 is at risk for "The Veegs", regardless of any history of aggression, genetic or mental defect, or family or social problems, according to Dr. Huesmann and the CDC. There is no cure for VGA: parents are advised to smother their children and shield them from all forms of violent media in order to avoid the disease. Failure to comply will result in your sweet angel being turned into a vicious maneater before your very eyes. But don't worry: it will all be the fault of the video game industry, not you.
Remember: if you play a game, you're playing every gamer that game has played before. Use a gaming condom every time. As the saying goes: "Don't be a louse: wrap your mouse".
Also known as "Veeguh", the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym, as well as: The Stick; Mousey; Covanentitis; Plumber's Itch or Pipes; Linkus; Guitar Herosis; "A Case of the Kratos"; Apendi-Sammus; and "Getting an Italian Job".
Symptoms may include sweaty palms; malnourishment due to lack of sleep; obesity, usually coupled with orange fingers; pale skin due to lack of sun; short temper at all things noobish; incessant teabagging; replacement of normal words with nonsensical acronyms, which are then pronounced as though they were words (i.e. "lawl" or "pwn"); and virginity.
Any person under the age of 18 is at risk for "The Veegs", regardless of any history of aggression, genetic or mental defect, or family or social problems, according to Dr. Huesmann and the CDC. There is no cure for VGA: parents are advised to smother their children and shield them from all forms of violent media in order to avoid the disease. Failure to comply will result in your sweet angel being turned into a vicious maneater before your very eyes. But don't worry: it will all be the fault of the video game industry, not you.
Remember: if you play a game, you're playing every gamer that game has played before. Use a gaming condom every time. As the saying goes: "Don't be a louse: wrap your mouse".
Also known as "Veeguh", the phonetic pronunciation of the acronym, as well as: The Stick; Mousey; Covanentitis; Plumber's Itch or Pipes; Linkus; Guitar Herosis; "A Case of the Kratos"; Apendi-Sammus; and "Getting an Italian Job".
Kid 1: "I just picked up Manhunt 2 the other day."
Kid 2: "Really? How is it?"
Kid 1: "I want to kill you know and feast on your entrails."
Kid 2: "OH CRAP YOU'VE GOT THE VEEGS!"
Kid 2: "Really? How is it?"
Kid 1: "I want to kill you know and feast on your entrails."
Kid 2: "OH CRAP YOU'VE GOT THE VEEGS!"
by NecroSen December 29, 2007
Get the The Veegs mug.Verb - the act of a cat spraying. Term comes from the sound it makes when it hits an object.
Noun - the spray left on the wall, fence, clothing.
Noun - the spray left on the wall, fence, clothing.
After playing with the neighbor's dog, I walked in the house, and before I knew what was going on, my cat veeshed all over my coat!
Customer: I would like to have this cleaned.
Dry Cleaner: Is there a stain?
Customer: It's veesh.
Dry Cleaner: Ooooh... Be ready Thursday.
Customer: I would like to have this cleaned.
Dry Cleaner: Is there a stain?
Customer: It's veesh.
Dry Cleaner: Ooooh... Be ready Thursday.
by Reety January 28, 2012
Get the veesh mug.A person with a developing case of severe main character syndrome. This person is most likely going to have not too many faults which only further fuels the main character syndrome. They tend to generally be the person everyone wants to hang with at an event however she is very selective with her company. Secretly introverted however extremely extroverted in most situations.
Guy 1: “Woahh how come that girl over there is walking in slow motion?”
Guy 2: “ Oh that’s veeksha, she’s jus chill like that”
Guy 2: “ Oh that’s veeksha, she’s jus chill like that”
by Sheluhpoop August 22, 2023
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Get the veekrit mug.A small, hairy AzN from PA who drives a purple Honda Civic and hates the Jungle, by Upton Sinclair. Also responds to \'Vinnie\', \'Wang\', and \'kekels\'.
by pulsating_walleye April 26, 2005
Get the vkeks05 mug.A word normally used to describe a person who sucks at life or just doesn't seem to fit in with the normal crowd. Must be capitalized.
by Reverend Jocko December 9, 2008
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