vagtastic

Anything that is equal to or greater than a nice tight non smelly vagina

This water mellon is vagtastic!!!!

by Ballonknot taker June 28, 2011

Rapetastic

Something you say when you want someone to leave you the fuck alone. It is derived from the word "fantastic" which is something you may expect after asking the semi-retarded question "How are you doing?"

Annoying Person: nyee, *snort* Hows it going, my buddy?

Non Pervert: Rapetastic!

Annoying Person: What?!

Non Pervert: The community is building an elementary school exactly 500 feet from my house!

Annoying Person: uhhh... see ya

by Biblebasher4jesus December 1, 2010

Vagtastic

Implying sex, but not getting any.

Jason: "Wow that is Vagtastic!"
Brittany: "Thats because you want, what you have not been getting."

by BrittTaylor January 20, 2009

Vantastic

Insincere praise uttered from behind a forced smile or from a cheesy gameshow host type person that pretends to be jazzed about you or your stupid ideas.

Bob Barker: Where are you from Annie?
old lady: Dumpville Califonia.
Bob Barker: That's vantastic!

by TadpoleBuckshot April 12, 2006

vapetistic

Someone by the name of Michael who is heavily reliant on e cigarettes. This individual is so dependent on vapes that at school he is highly known by his teachers and peers to be the vapetistic kid.

Seth: "wow michael gave me a vape for free!! its amazing!"
Cash: "thats not amazing! thats absolutely vapetistic!"

by DefinePoopForMe August 30, 2023

Capetastic

1.) The pure awesomeness of wearing a cape.
2.) Awesome things done whilst wearing said cape.
3.) Things (if possible) that are as awesome if not more (..if possible) as wearing said cape. (NOT POSSIBLE!)
4.) Quoting Severus Snape whilst wearing said Cape. (Snape... cape... hehe)

*While running down the street at 1 am in a cape* "DUDE! THIS IS SO CAPETATSTIC!!!

"Dude.... Snape.... he's like... so Capetastic... Brah."

by Capetastic_Dick March 15, 2010

Vagtastic

A term used by guys to describe something feministic, or to make fun of something gay.

Girl 1: "What do you think of this bag?"

Guy 1: "It's vagtastic, just buy it already!"

by frobrowilldo November 3, 2013