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Vagtastical 

Something that only girls like. It is a combination of the words vagina and fantastical. It usually has something to do with a subject that either annoys men or they just do not care about.
Girl: I really love that new britney spears song
Guy 1: fuck she has a new song
Girl: ya its fantastical
Guy 2: dont worry its just some vagtastical bs
Vagtastical by thelifeguard25 November 2, 2009
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Vaggatical 

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Vaggatical by Topher Demps October 20, 2010

Vagtastic 

adj. describing something with qualities not unlife that of a vagina; being feminine in quality while being supremely fantastic; powerful and sexy
Freida was a totally vagtastic film.
Vagtastic by Meghan April 14, 2005

vagtastic 

Adj.- Amazing, cool, all together wonderful.
"Dude that movie was totally vagtastic!"
vagtastic by Chris Clifton January 19, 2008

Vagtastic 

Posessing the wonderfullness of a vagina... shaven or otherwise....
If its not vagtastic its not worth tapping
Vagtastic by Brett Dong May 8, 2008

vagtastic voyage

n. (pronounced vaj-TA-stick, with the short A sound as in apple)

A journey that involves exploring the world of vaginas.

Also, a clever title for a porn film (as used in the film "Superbad")
ex 1) Dude, I'm going on a vagtastic voyage at the sorority tonight!

ex 2) Yo man, I just whacked off to Vagtastic Voyage
vagtastic voyage by whorebasket October 23, 2007

Vagtastic 

Used when something is as good as vagina (or pussy).
Man, that sandwich was vagtastic, I want some more.
Vagtastic by Mr. Dicktionary December 16, 2008
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