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Vaggatical 

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Vaggatical by Topher Demps October 20, 2010

Vagtastic 

adj. describing something with qualities not unlife that of a vagina; being feminine in quality while being supremely fantastic; powerful and sexy
Freida was a totally vagtastic film.
Vagtastic by Meghan April 14, 2005

vagtastic 

Adj.- Amazing, cool, all together wonderful.
"Dude that movie was totally vagtastic!"
vagtastic by Chris Clifton January 19, 2008

Vagtastic 

Posessing the wonderfullness of a vagina... shaven or otherwise....
If its not vagtastic its not worth tapping
Vagtastic by Brett Dong May 8, 2008

vagtastic voyage

n. (pronounced vaj-TA-stick, with the short A sound as in apple)

A journey that involves exploring the world of vaginas.

Also, a clever title for a porn film (as used in the film "Superbad")
ex 1) Dude, I'm going on a vagtastic voyage at the sorority tonight!

ex 2) Yo man, I just whacked off to Vagtastic Voyage
vagtastic voyage by whorebasket October 23, 2007

Vagtastic 

Used when something is as good as vagina (or pussy).
Man, that sandwich was vagtastic, I want some more.
Vagtastic by Mr. Dicktionary December 16, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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