vaginophagocytosis

Noun. The ingestion of Danny or other men by women or vaginophagocytes. process by which certain living beings called women ingest or engulf other humans (see men). The vaginophagocyte may be a free-living one-person organism, such as a wife, or one of the group humans, such as a gang of sisters. In some forms of human life, vaginophagocytosis is a means of feeding; an action used to absorb the life force of their male counterparts. In other humans, vaginophagocytosis is chiefly a defensive reaction against the invasion of the body by foreign phallic bodies.

My wife is an expert at vaginophagocytosis. I haven't been happy since I got married. I feel like I'm dead inside.

by TheWalkingDeadInside December 27, 2019

Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.

Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.

by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011

vaginosity

The aura a women exudes when she wants to share her vagina with someone in a sexual manner.

She laughed so exuberantly at the joke I made during lunch, I could see her vaginosity radiating off of her.

by Whale Holes June 20, 2014

Vaginoplasty

Vaginoplasty is any surgical procedure whose purpose is to treat vaginal structural defects, affect aesthetic considerations, or to partially or totally construct or reconstruct a vagina. This procedure is normally attributed with the violent damage caused by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA

Vaginoplasty rejuvenates a woman's vagina, tightening muscles and repairing soft tissues damaged by PPVA: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PPVA

by SatisfiedCustomer March 10, 2009

vaginoplasty

1. A surgery where a neovagina is constructed by effectively turning the male genitalia inside out. This operation is considered by many to be the hallmark of a MTF sex change. In reality however, it is just a small part of the process that allows one to be tremendously more comfortable with their body and finally have straight up sex with their boyfriend or finally have real fun in bed with their girlfriend if they're transbian. It also helps a lot in keeping transsexual haters/transphobic people from calling them a guy in a dress.

2. A surgery done on people to construct them a neovagina because of natal absence of a vagina or because of a vaginectomy. The neovagina is usually made by grafting a section of the colon.

Person 1: Hey you know Jilian, my girlfriend? She just went to Trinidad, Colorado to get a vaginoplasty from Dr. Bowers.

Person 2: For the last time, Jilian, or whatever he wants to call himself is your boyfriend, not your girlfriend!!! He has a Penis!!! Oh and what's a vaginoplasty?

Person 1: An operation where they turn the penis into a vagina.

Person 2: Oh, well I guess I can't call you gay anymore; damn it!!!

by JsyBird December 20, 2008

Vaginophobia

fear of vaginas

I cant have sex with you Amanda I have Vaginophobia

by fearof.. January 13, 2009

vaginoia

The paranoid state that most, if not all, women suffer from. The paranoia typically revolves around men in their lives, although it is not limited to this.

Joe: Man, my girl is so paranoid that I'm cheating on her or something.
Mike: Dude, she's a chick. All chicks suffer from vaginoia, it's unavoidable.

by theeightballofawesome August 29, 2010